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By Lisa Glasberg

ISBN-10: 0062248154

ISBN-13: 9780062248152

One woman's erroneous quest for romance, intercourse, and as a lot airtime as attainable . . .

On The Howard Stern exhibit, radio character Lisa Glasberg, aka Lisa G., is painted as a violin-playing, cookie-baking cat woman, yet that's all approximately to alter. This alleged wallflower as soon as used her abilities within the kitchen to teach up at a suitor's doorstep donning not anything yet a fur coat and wearing a plate of freshly baked cookies.

Now, in her unrated memoir, Lisa G. finds all approximately her adventures and misadventures transforming into up and seeking out love in the entire flawed areas. Her trip starts off within the merely position the place she felt comfortable-behind the microphone. Lisa turned a workaholic with a larger-than-life radio character. but if the "on air" lighting fixtures switched off, she struggled to discover her precise self. via remedy and a few soul-searching, she remodeled from an insecure younger girl who tried to win over males along with her culinary prowess into an autonomous grownup who eventually realized to like herself.

Lisa's tale is stuffed with suggestion and many laughs. shrewdpermanent, sassy, and stacked, Lisa continually positioned her occupation first. whereas trying to find the best activity, the aspiring radio superstar dated her method via an city bachelorette's predictable gallery of power friends. In intercourse, Lies, and Cookies, Lisa info her hilarious sexcapades, which come with each person from a pleasant Jewish physician with a distinct fetish to the vintage unavailable kind who desires an "open relationship."

Lisa G. additionally stocks behind-the-scenes tales from her A-list famous person interviews, friendships, and time striking with hip-hop royalty like P. Diddy, Will Smith, and taste Flav.

Along the way in which, Lisa G. turned identified for having the most well liked price tag in town-entry into her particular and mythical cookie events. The booklet comprises the recipes for greater than twenty-five of Lisa G.'s recognized truffles, like "Losing my Cherry Cookies" and "Double D-licious Oatmeal Cookies," in addition to assistance for web hosting your individual incredible cookie social gathering. intercourse, Lies and Cookies is a delectable learn that proves why the main pleasurable courting you'll ever have begins with studying to like your self (and how a bit cookie dough can help).

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He knew. It’s when your pawn gets to the other side and you choose not to queen it, but instead turn it into a knight or a rook or bishop. And then he mates me. He mates me with authority, like the squid that uses a fourth arm to deliver its sperm cells. T H E K N OW- I T- A L L He shakes my hand. The match over, Jew-fro man turns out to be very nice. He takes the time to dissect my game for me, pointing out my many errors, but managing not to be condescending. He even tells me why the hell someone might want to underpromote—if a queen will cause a stalemate, but a castle will force a checkmate, you underpromote to castle.

The Fire Next Time” appeared in The New Yorker. ” So I had done it. I had made my first correction, and I corrected a brilliant man, to boot. I felt great. Well, actually I felt like kind of a dick. But also great. bell Back to the books. The world’s largest bell was built in 1733 in Moscow, and weighed in at more than four hundred thousand pounds. It never rang—it was broken by fire before it could be struck. What a sad little story. All that work, all that planning, all those expectations—then nothing.

I don’t honestly think that the folks from the MacArthur genius grant will be kicking down my door. But I also believe that there is some link between knowledge and intelligence. Maybe knowledge is the fuel and intelligence is the car? Maybe facts are the flying buttresses and intelligence is the cathedral? J. Jacobs I don’t know the exact relation. But I’m sure the Britannica, somewhere in those 44 million words, will help me figure it out. augury You can predict the future based on dice (cleromancy), dots on paper (geomancy), fire and smoke (pyromancy), entrails of sacrificed animals (haruspicy), animal livers (hepatoscopy), or shoulder blades of animals (scapulimancy).

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